英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：The cured 治愈的人（中英雙語）
30.The cured
30.治愈的人
"We rarely use the word cure，"said the psychiatrist to his patient. "But after five years of therapy it is my pleasure to pronounce you completely cured. "To his surprise，an unhappy look came over the woman's face. "What's wrong?"he asked.”I thought you`d be thrilled."
“我們很少用‘治愈’這個詞。”心理醫生對他的患者說:“但經過五年的治療，我十分高興地宣布你已徹底治愈了。”出乎他的意料，這位婦女的臉上露出了不高興的神色。“您怎么了?”醫生問，“我以為您會喜出望外的。”
" Oh，it's fine for you,"she said，”but try to look at it from my point of view. Three years ago I was Joan of Arc.Now I'm nobody.”
“對于您來說，這當然是許好事。您應該替我想一想，三年前我還是圣女貞德。而現在我變成了普通人。”
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