有工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)的新員工-英漢英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
a new employee
新員工
several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
一個(gè)年輕人在被雇用幾個(gè)星期后，被叫到人事經(jīng)理的辦公室。
what is the meaning of this? the director asked. when you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. now we discover this is the first job you ever held.
這是什么意思？經(jīng)理問(wèn)，當(dāng)你申請(qǐng)這份工作時(shí)，你告訴我們有五年工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)，現(xiàn)在我們發(fā)現(xiàn)這其實(shí)是你的第一份工作。
well, the young man said, in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.
嗯，年輕人回答，你們的廣告上說(shuō)需要找一個(gè)有想象力的人嘛。
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