外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹292：懶惰的結果(中英)
Mother; Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?
媽媽:約翰尼，你今天放學以后為什么被留下了?
Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I fumed in a blank sheet of paper.
約翰尼:老師叫我們寫一篇題為“徽惰的結果”的作文，我交了一張白卷。
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