英文笑話:Black Condom
A guy walks into a store and asks the salesperson
"Do you have black color condoms？"
Salesperson： "No sir， but we have other colors if you're interested".
Customer： "No！ No！ I want black color only. you see my girlfriend's husband expired recently and she is still in the mourning period".
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