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        趣味圖片英語笑話:salt 鹽(雙語)

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        could you pass me the salt?

        你能把鹽給我遞過來嗎?

        could you put some effort into finding my g-spot just once before i die?

        你能在我死之前用些功找到我的敏感區嗎?

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