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        趣味圖片英語笑話:Samson 薩姆森(雙語)

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        i have dedicated my life to saving these magnificent creatures. me and samson here have a special connection...

        我不得不致力于我的生活區拯救這些重要的生物,我和薩姆森有一個特殊的聯系

        how come it's never a hot babe that moves into the jungle? it is always the desperate broads who can't get a husband at home...

        為什么不是一個熱辣的寶貝進到叢林里?總是個找不到丈夫的絕望的女主角

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