Family Joke(12)

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• 英文笑話:Mrs Jones

  　　One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church.　"Reverend，" she said， "I have a problem， my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing...

  2018-12-26 英語(yǔ)笑話

• 英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話——Talking clock

  Talking clock 會(huì)說(shuō)話的鐘 　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?"...

  2018-11-24 英語(yǔ)笑話

• 雙語(yǔ)爆笑 男孩想吃餅干

  　　A boy had eaten a lot of cookies, but he wanted more.　　一個(gè)男孩吃了很多餅干，但還想吃?！　is father said to him, "Don't eat any more, or your stomach will explode....

  2018-11-30 英語(yǔ)笑話

• 知行哈哈糖英語(yǔ)笑話之校園篇 開(kāi)卷考試

  知行哈哈糖英語(yǔ)笑話之校園篇05：Open-book exam開(kāi)卷考試ON THE DAY of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the bookstore had changed its po...

  2018-11-28 英語(yǔ)笑話

• 他讓我給一位女士讓座。

  　　Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." 　　"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mom...

  2018-11-28 英語(yǔ)笑話

• 每日一笑：Shave head(10.19)

  點(diǎn)擊下載語(yǔ)音 昨日鍵連 Shave head 刮頭 Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered. "And for a shave?" "Five dol...

  2018-11-18 英語(yǔ)笑話

• 老爸的情書(shū)

  　　* 老爸一直以追到有?；ㄖQ(chēng)的老媽而自豪，* 但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關(guān)鍵的一封英文情書(shū)，* 老媽都笑的前俯后仰，經(jīng)過(guò)我們一再催逼，* 老媽終于拿出老爸當(dāng)年寫(xiě)給她的情書(shū)，* 看了真的是OH！ MY GOD，很有一套喔！　　*...

  2018-12-10 英語(yǔ)笑話

• 兩個(gè)水手和一個(gè)男孩

  　　Two Sailors and a Boy　　Two sailors who had just finished a long voyage went home to their village and decided to have a few drinks in the bar there. When they had had enough, they came out i...

  2019-01-07 英語(yǔ)笑話

• Idiots Joke(23)

  　　Ladies and Gentlemen，hobos and tramps，cross eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants，I stand before you yet sit right beside you to tell you a story I know nothing about. Admission is free；so pay at th...

  2018-12-31 英語(yǔ)笑話

• would you please marry me

  　　從前有一個(gè)王子被巫婆詛咒了，他每年只能說(shuō)一個(gè)單詞。但是，這個(gè)單詞是可以累積的，就是說(shuō)如果他第一年不說(shuō)那么第二年就可以說(shuō)兩個(gè)詞,以此類(lèi)推?！　∮幸惶?，王子遇到了一個(gè)美麗的公主，他深深地愛(ài)上了她，他想娶她為妻...

  2018-12-28 英語(yǔ)笑話