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• 英漢幽默故事選讀【48】

  Good Thing He Has You　　While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her f...

  2019-01-06 英語笑話

• 律師

  Lawyers Lawyers A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No"...

  2019-01-18 英語笑話

• A "mud" marriage

  這則笑話的韻意在于上司對自己婚姻的比喻，婚姻是一個mixture，而糟糕的婚姻是mud。 After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical. "I guess it was in our star...

  2018-11-19 英語笑話

• 我真的不認為我應該得零分

  "Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero.""Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."“教授，我在這次考試中...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話

• Cannibal jokes (2)

  Cannibal jokes（二） Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final reque...

  2019-01-06 英語笑話

• 35. My Roommate

  　　my roommate was interested in a young man in her english-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. one day she ov...

  2018-10-27 英語笑話

• 英語幽默精讀【99】Who Was That Man

  　　The owner of a small travel agency saw an attractive couple gazing at his travel poster. Suddenly inspired, he ran up and told them his idea. "I'll give you an all-expenses-paid vacation in ex...

  2019-01-07 英語笑話

• 測驗你的商業頭腦

  　　Test Your Business Sense　　You are a major defense contractor, and you are building a gun for the Army that is supposed to be able to shoot down enemy planes. So far, the taxpayers have paid...

  2018-12-05 英語笑話

• 英語幽默時尚版 迷情酒吧

  　　Unit2 Squiffed Neighborhood Bar 迷情酒吧　　英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇02：迷情酒吧(雙語閱讀)　　In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public...

  2018-11-30 英語笑話

• 誰是騙子？

  Who Are Crooks? A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction: "HALF THE CITY COUN...

  2019-01-19 英語笑話