英語(yǔ)幽默時(shí)尚版 迷情酒吧
Unit2 Squiffed Neighborhood Bar 迷情酒吧
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話大全時(shí)尚生活篇02：迷情酒吧(雙語(yǔ)閱讀)
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar. One day, Mr.Tomposon and his son who had his eigh-teenth birthday go to a public bar.
英格蘭，不滿18歲是不允許到酒館喝酒的，一天湯普森在他兒子18歲生日那天，帶著他去了酒館。
A:You are so strict that you never took me here before, Daddy.
爸爸，你太嚴(yán)格了，以前你從不帶我來(lái)這里。
B:Because you were not old enough.
因?yàn)槟氵€不夠大。
A:I see.
我知道。
(After half an hour.半小時(shí)以后。)
B:Now, Tom,1 want to teach you a useful lesson. You must alway s be careful not to drink too much.
湯姆，現(xiàn)在我給你上一課。你必須注意永遠(yuǎn)不要喝得過(guò)多。
A:Can I know when I have had enough?
我怎么才能知道我喝夠了呢?
B:Well,I'll tell you.Do you see those two lights at the end o fthe bar?When they seem to have become four, you've had enough and should go home.
聽(tīng)著，你看見(jiàn)酒館那頭的兩盞燈了嗎?當(dāng)那兒的燈變成四盞的時(shí)候，你就喝夠了，該回家了。
A:But Dad,I can only see one light at the end of the bar.
可是，爸爸，我只看見(jiàn)那兒有一盞燈呀。
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