英語幽默時尚版 霓裳炫影
第一部份 新鮮生活
Unit3 Fashionable Clothing 霓裳炫影
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇03：霓裳炫影(雙語閱讀)
When a village fool blossomed out all of a sudden in new clothes,the neighbors wondered at his property.
村子里的白癡突然發了大財，穿上了新衣服，鄰居們對他的暴富感到很驚奇。
A:What's happened to you?
你做了什么事?
B:1 won the first prize in the lottery.
我中了頭彩。
A:How did you come to guess the luck number?
你是怎么猜中幸運號碼的?
B:Well, three times running I dreamed of seven; so I figured it out that three times seven are twenty-four, and I bought ticket number 24 I won the first prize.
哦，我做夢夢見了7這個號碼三次。于是我算出7的3倍是24.于是我買了號碼是24的彩票。這張票中了頭彩。
A:NVhy, you blamed fool, three times seven is twenty-one, not twenty-four.
哎呀，你這個該死的傻瓜，7的3倍是21不是24。
B:Is that so? Well, twenty-four won, anyway.
是這樣嗎?哦，不管怎么說，24中了。
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