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          My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm. Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them.

          I found them in the bathroom, washing their hands. Over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify the sound.

          “It's the smoke detector,” they replied in unison.

          “Do you know what that sound means?” I demanded.

          “Sure,” my oldest replied. “Dinner's ready.”

          Notes:

         ?。?) target n.靶子;目標

         ?。?) detector n.探查器

          (3) go off發射;響

          (4) storm through沖入;闖入

         ?。?) in search of搜尋;尋找

         ?。?) buzzing n.嗡嗡聲

         ?。?) unison n.一致

          Exercises:

          根據短文判斷下列句子正(T)、(F):

         ?、?The mother's cooking was once the target of family jokes.

         ?、?One evening the mother prepared dinner a bit too slowly.

          ③ When the kitchen filled with smoke, the smoke detector went off.

          ④ Neither of the two children had received fire-safety training at school, so they did not respond to the alarm.

         ?、?The children knew what the alarm meant, so they did not respond to it.

          靶子

          我的燒飯手藝向來是家庭笑話的攻擊目標。一天晚上,晚餐我準備得有點兒太快了,廚房里充滿了煙,結果煙霧探查器報起警來。盡管我的兩個孩子都在學校里接受過防火安全訓練,可是他們并沒有對報警聲作出反應。我感到很惱火,滿幢房子亂沖尋找他們。

          我在洗澡間找到他們,發現他們正在洗手。我的聲音蓋過了煙霧警報的嗡嗡聲,我叫他們辨別那聲音。

          “是煙霧探查器,”他們異口同聲地說。

          “你們知道那聲音意味著什么嗎?”我責問道。

          “當然,”我的大孩子回答道,“晚飯準備好了?!?/p>

          練習參考答案:

          ①F②F③T④F⑤T

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