前臺小姐的八級口語
昨天來了個外國人，進到辦公室，前臺小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戲，只有自己比較清閑，就面帶微笑的："Hello?"
外國人："Hi."
前臺小姐："You have what thing?"(你有什么事？)
外國人："Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你會講英語嗎)前臺小姐："If I not speak English，I am speaking what?"(如果我不會說，那我現在說的什么)
外國人："Can anybody else speak English? "(還有誰能講英語嗎)
前臺小姐："You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time，you can wait，you wait，you not wait，you go."(你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都沒空，你愿意等就等，不愿意就走你)
外國人："Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"(我的上帝，這兒有誰會說英語嗎)
前臺小姐："Shout what shout，quiet a little，you on earth have what thing."(喊什么喊，安靜點，你到底有什么事)
老外："I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的領導談談)
前臺小姐："Head not zai.You tomorrow come."(頭兒不在，明再來吧)
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