趣味圖片英語笑話： unicorn 獨角獸（雙語）
well, if you at some point in your life meet a unicorn, you better invite it over for lunch! i'm sorry i didn't plan this and coordinated with your schedule, but it was now or never, sue!
好吧，如果你在某一時刻見到一個獨角獸， 你最好邀請他一起吃午飯！對不起嗎，我沒有計劃這配合你的安排，但是機不可失，蘇！
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