英漢雙語笑話——好孩子
“John!” Teacher says angrily.
“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.
“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.
“No one is laughing.” Teacher says.
“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.
“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with it.
約翰并不是個“好”學生。他總是在上課的時候睡覺。今天他又睡著了。
“約翰！”老師生氣地喊他。
“什么？出什么事了？”約翰醒了。
“你為什么要做鬼臉？這是教室！看看！同學們都在笑！”老師生氣地說。
“沒有人在笑呀。”其他同學笑聲地嘀咕。
“不，不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。
“嗯，還不錯。你承認自己的錯誤，還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿意。哈哈，你是好學生么？要用于承認錯誤！！
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