家丑 Domestic shame
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should not be published.'
混合雙打
體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎？
尼克：見過，老師，經(jīng)常見。就在昨天夜里我還見過呢？
老師：你給大家講講當(dāng)時(shí)的情形吧。
尼克：啊，對(duì)不起，老師。我爸爸常說，”家丑不可外揚(yáng)。“
NOTE
have you ever seen…你見過…
Domestic shame should not be published.家丑不可外揚(yáng)
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