外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹103：兩名士兵(中英)

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Two soldiers were in camp. The first one' s name was George，and the second one' s name was Bill. George said, "Have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill.” Bill said, "Yes, I have,” and he gave them to him.

軍營里有兩名士兵。一個叫喬治，還要一個叫比爾。喬治問:“比爾，你有信紙和信封嗎?”比爾說:“有。”然后把信紙和信封給了喬治。

Then George said, "Now I haven't got a pen.” Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "Have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.

喬治又說:“我還沒有筆呢。”比爾把自己的筆給了他。喬冶開始寫信了。寫完后把信裝進信封里，又問:“比爾，你有郵票嗎?”比爾給了他一張郵票。

Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?" Bill said，“Yes, I am，”and he opened the door.

這時比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問:“你要出去嗎?”比爾說:“是的。”隨即打開了門，

George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and. . ." He stopped.

喬治說，“請把我的信放在辦公室的信箱里，和...”他停下來。

"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.

“你還有什么事?”

George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What'，your girlfriend's address?"

喬治說:“你女朋友的通信地址是什么?”

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