每日一笑：Who is that woman？(10.27)
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Who is that woman?
那女人是誰？
The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?" When the couple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that woman?!" "Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her."
一對新婚夫婦走進位于邁阿密海灘旅館的電梯。電梯操作員是一個漂亮的金發(fā)碧眼的美女，看到他們十分驚奇，她說：“嗨，Teddy,你好嗎？”夫婦倆到了他們自己的房間，憤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解釋：“那女人是誰？！”“冷靜點，寶貝，”新郎說：“我得對她解釋你是誰，這已經(jīng)足夠煩死我了。”
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