英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話：A Letter from Mom 一封母親寫給孩子的信
dear child:（親愛的孩子）
i am writing this slow because i know that you can't read fast.（我寫的很慢因?yàn)槲抑滥悴荒茏x得很快）
we don't live where we did when you left home. （當(dāng)你離家后我們就不住在原來(lái)住的地方了）
your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.（因?yàn)槟惆职衷趫?bào)紙上看到在你家的20英里附近最容易發(fā)生交通事故，所以我們搬家了）
i won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.（我不可以把這里的地址寄給你，因?yàn)樯弦粦糇∵^(guò)這里的人家走的時(shí)候把門牌號(hào)碼拿走了，因?yàn)檫@樣他們就不必改換住址了）
this place is real nice. it even has a washing machine.（這個(gè)地方真的很好。甚至連洗衣機(jī)都有）
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