趣味圖片英語笑話：lion 獅子（雙語）

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are you aware there are only 645 lions left in central and west africa?

你意識到在非洲中部和西部只剩下645只獅子嗎？

how about my social life!? when i was in college,i had like 20 friends, now it's down to 3, and if this continues , by the time i'm forty the group will be extinct

那你認為我的社交怎么樣！？當我在大學時我有20個朋友，現在降到3個，如果這樣持續下去，到我四十歲時這個群體就會不在了

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