英漢雙語笑話：The World's Greatest Swordsman 世界上最偉大的擊劍手
the world's greatest swordsman
at an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. a fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. the crowd cheered. then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. a hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
his blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! the crowd was aghast. the greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
"why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "you missed!"
"ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. they fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最偉大的擊劍手
在一場世界最佳擊劍手表演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一只蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一只蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。
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