那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事196：腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎（五）
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎（五）
1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed ？
為什么養(yǎng)長(zhǎng)頸鹿最不花錢？
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?
狗為什么害怕日光浴？
3. Why is the pig always eating?
豬為什么沒完沒了地吃？
4. Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?
政客們?yōu)槭裁床辉訇P(guān)注打雪仗了？
5.Why don't women get bald as soon as men?
為什么總是男人比女人先禿頂？
6. What can pierce ones ears without a hole?
什么東西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？
7. What is the longest word in the world?
世界上最長(zhǎng)的單詞是什么？
8．Why does time fly?
時(shí)間為何飛逝？
9. Where can a dog get another tail?
狗去哪里可以再弄到一條尾巴？
10. lf you drop a white hat into the Red Sea,what does It
become?
如果你往紅海里丟一頂白帽子，它會(huì)變成什么樣？
11. Who earns a living bY driving his customers away ？
誰通過把顧客趕走來謀生？
1 2.What starts with E.ends with E and onIY has one letter?
什么東西開頭為E，結(jié)尾也為E，中間只有一個(gè)字母？
Keys：
1. They make a little food go a long way.
因?yàn)樗鼈儾弊娱L(zhǎng)，一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)食物都要走很長(zhǎng)的路才能咽下去。
2. Thsy don't want to be hot-dog.
因?yàn)樗鼈儾幌氤蔀闊峁贰?/p>
3. Hes making a hog of himself.
它想成為一只肉豬。
4．The cold war is over.
冷戰(zhàn)結(jié)束了。
5. Because women wear hair longer.
因?yàn)榕祟^發(fā)留得長(zhǎng)。
6．Noise.
噪音。
7. Smiles. Because there is a mile between the letters.
微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚€(gè)字母S中間隔了一里。
8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.
為的是甩掉所有要謀殺它的人。
9．At a retail store．
在零售商店。
10．Wet
變漫了。
11．Taxi driver．
出租車司機(jī)。
12．An envelope．
信封
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