Doctors Joke (34)
Looking down at his patient，the doctor decided to tell him the truth.“I fell that I must tell you：You are a very sick man. I‘m sure you would want to know the facts. I don’t think you have much time left. Now，is there anyone you would like to see？”
Bending down toward the sick man，the doctor heard him softly answer，“Yes.”
“Who is it？”
In a little stronger tone，the patient said，“Another doctor.”
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