知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇08：Babies for Sale 寶貝待售（中英+）
A New Mum took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time.
一個年輕的媽媽頭一回帶著她的寶貝女兒到超市買東西，
She dressed her in pink from head to toe.
她把小寶貝從頭到腳穿上粉紅色的衣服。
At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and put her purchases around her.
在商場，她把小女孩放在購物車里，把買來的東西都推在孩子周圍。
At the checkout line a small boy and his mother were ahead of them.
在付款臺前排隊時，一個小男孩和他媽媽正好排在她們前面。
The child was crying and begging for some special treat.
那個小男孩在哭，看上去在向他媽要著什么東西，年輕的媽媽想，
He wants some candy or gumand his mother won't let him have any, she thought.
這個小孩一定是要糖果或是口香糖之類的玩意兒，而他媽媽又不給，所以才鬧得這么厲害。
Then she heard his mother's reply.
然而就在這個時候，她聽到男孩的媽媽一邊回答說，
"No!"she said, looking in her direction.
“不行，”一邊往她的方向看過來，
"You may not have a baby sister today. That lady got the last one"
“你今天不能買一個小妹妹了，那位女士把最后一個買走了！”
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