免費理發
一天，理發師給一個牧師理發，做完之后牧師要付錢，理發師不收，說，“你在為上帝工作。”第二天早晨，理發師發現門口有人送了一打圣經。
一個警察又來理發，理發師也沒收錢，說，“你是保護大眾的。”第二天早晨，理發師發現門前有人送了一打油圈餅。
后來有一個律師來理發，理發師又沒收錢，說，“你是維護法律系統的。”第二天，理發師發現門前站了一打律師等著免費理發。
A free haircut
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
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