我因?yàn)闆]做的事而受到懲罰
Reason of Punishment
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way,
what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
懲罰的原因
一天，小女孩從學(xué)?；氐郊依?，對媽媽說：“媽媽，今天在學(xué)校里我因?yàn)橐患覜]有做的事情而受到懲罰?！?/p>
媽媽激動(dòng)地說：“那真是太可怕了！我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什么？”
小女孩回答說：“我的家庭作業(yè)?！?/p>
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