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        英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:0n purpose 正中下懷!(中英雙語)

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        113.0n purpose

        113.正中下懷!

        Whenever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour, it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car,and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing. Expecting him to drop the deal,I was surprised by his reply.

        每當我開車的速度超過55英里時,我那輛舊車就開始劇烈地抖動,所以我決定把它賣掉。當第一位買主來看車時,我猶豫該不該告訴他這車的毛病。最后,我還是決定說實話。我
        原以為這下這筆買賣就完了,可是,他的回答卻使我吃了一驚。

        "That's okay,”he said.”I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration,I' 11 know she is driving too fast."

        “這沒什么關來,”他說:“我是在替女兒買車。如果她一旦艷怨車子扦動的事,我就會知道她一定開了快車。”

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