英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Challenge 挑戰（中英雙語）
114.Challenge
115.挑戰
A woman found a note on the coffee-shop menu:"We will pay you$10 if you order a sandwich we can't make.”She ordered an elephant-ear sandwich. After several minutes，the waitress returned and said，”Here's your $ 10,ma'am. We can't make that sandwich."
一位婦女在一家咖啡廳的菜單上看到這樣一句話:“如果您點了一個我們沒有的三明治，我們將送您十美元。”于是，她點了一個大家耳朵三明治。過了幾分鐘，服務員回來了，對
她說:“這是給您的十美元，太太.我們做不了您要的三明冶。”
“I'm not surprised," answered the woman.“Where would you ever get elephant ears?"
“我不會吃驚的，”那位婦女說:“你們哪兒能搞到大象的耳朵呀?”
"Oh，it's not the ears,"said the waitress.”We're out of those big buns,"
“不是大象耳朵的事，”服務員說:“我們把用來夾它的大面包用光了。”
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