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        聰明的兒子

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        Father told son buy wine, the son asked his father: "the bottle, isn't there?" Father shook his head say: "is too little." A few minutes later, the son carrying the bottle back. Dad took the bottle a look, at the moment, the original bottle containing most of the bottles stones. Son proudly said: "daddy, you drink, the crow is such water." Dad in distress situation, way: "my son that learning is not white on it."
        父親叫兒子打酒,兒子問爸爸:“瓶子里不是還有嗎?”爸爸搖搖頭說:“太少了。”幾分鐘后,兒子提著瓶子回來。爸爸接過酒瓶一看,愣住了,原來酒瓶里裝著大半瓶子石子。兒子得意洋洋地說:“爸爸,您喝吧,烏鴉就是這樣喝水的。”爸爸哭笑不得,道:“我兒這學(xué)是沒白上啊。”

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