英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Good question 妙問題（中英雙語）
104.Good question
104.妙問題
My husband was showing a box of his baby things，which had been saved for him by his mother to our five-year-old son. He took out a pair of bronzed baby shoes
mounted with an ashtray between them.”Oh, look,Chris,"he said. "These are Daddy's first walking shoes.“
一次，我丈夫拿出一個盒子給我們五歲的兒子看。這個盒子是由他母親替他收藏的他兒時的用品盒。我丈夫從盒子里取出一雙中間還夾有煙缸的古銅色的童鞋說:“噢，克瑞斯，你看，這就是爸爸學走步時穿的鞋。”
Chris stared in amazement. "Daddy,"he said，”I don't see how you ever learned to walk with that ashtray stuck between your feet.”
克瑞斯吃驚地望著那雙鞋，“爸爸，”他說:“我怎么就不知道你還學過兩腳夾煙灰缸走路呢。”
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