二十美元
"I shall have to give you ten days or $ 20，" said thejudge．
"I'll take the 20 dollars， Judge，" said the prisoner．
二十美元
“我要判你十天監禁或罰你二十美元。”法官說。
“我要二十美元，法官。”犯人回答。
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