你停止打你妻子了嗎？

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Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？

A story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habituallyendeavoured to terrorize his opponent's witnesses．
One witness rather tended to preface his replies withlengthy explanations．
"I want‘yes’or‘no，’" thundered counsel．"There is noneed for you to argue the point！"
"But there are some questions which cannot be answeredby‘yes’or‘no，’" mildly responded the witness．
"There are not！" unwisely snapped the lawyer．
"Oh，" said the witness，"answer this then：Have youceased beating your wife？"

你停止打你妻子了嗎？

這個故事講的是一個咄咄逼人的辯護律師，他慣于設法恐嚇對方的證人。
有一個證人稍微傾向于在回答問題之前先做冗長的解釋。
“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’，”辯護律師怒喝道：
“你沒有必要就這個問題進行辯論。”
“可是有些問題無法用‘是’或者‘不是’來回答。”這位證人溫和地回敬他。
“不存在這樣的問題！”律師愚蠢地厲聲說。
“噢，”證人說：“那么回答這個問題：你停止打你妻子了嗎？”

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