爆笑英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精選13：Applied Psychology應(yīng)用心理學(xué)（英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話）

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13.Applied Psychology

13.應(yīng)用心理學(xué)

After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，"What is the usual tip?”

"Well，”replied the youth，"this is my first trip here，but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you，I’II be doing great.”

一個(gè)學(xué)生把比薩餅送到老肯恩家，肯恩問(wèn):“你一般要多少小費(fèi)?”

"Is that sot”snorted Ken. "Well，just to show them how wrong they are，here’s five quid.”

年輕人答道:“我第一次到這邊來(lái)，同事們說(shuō)我要是能得到5便士就很不錯(cuò)了。”

"Thanks,”replied the youth，“I'll put this towards to my studies.”

“是嗎?”肯恩哼了一聲，“他們錯(cuò)了，給你5鎊。”

"What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said，"Applied psychology.”

“謝謝，”年輕人答道:“我會(huì)把這些用在我的研究上。”

snort

“你學(xué)什么的?”肯恩問(wèn)道。年輕人笑著說(shuō):“應(yīng)用心理學(xué)。”

quid

vi/vt.輕蔑(或憤怒)地哼;嘲諷地大笑;哼著鼻子說(shuō)(或表示) n.噴鼻息;鼓鼻

lad

n.[英][理]一鎊金幣;(復(fù)數(shù))錢(qián)

psychology

n.[C}男孩，少年;青年男子，小伙子

n.[U]心理學(xué)

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