爆笑英語幽默笑話精選12：Answer The Puzzle解答難題（英漢雙語笑話）
12.Answer The Puzzle
12.解答難題
One day，the teacher walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday，she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.
老師走進教室，向同學們宣布說，以后每星期五她都會問大家一個問題，誰答對了下星期一就不用上課。
One the first Friday，the teacher asked，"how many grains of sand are there on the beach?”Needless to say，no one could answer.The following Friday, the teacher asks the class，“How many stars are there in the sky?”and no one could answer.
第一個星期五，老師問:“沙灘上有多少粒沙子?”不用說，沒人答得上來。第二個星期五，老師問:‘天上有多少顆星星?”還是沒人答得上來。
Frustrated，little Johnny decided that the next Friday，he would somehow answer the question and get a three-day weekend. So on Thursday night, Johnny took two ping一gong balls and painted them black. The next day, he brought them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day，just when the teacher said，"here’s this weekend’s question，"Johnny emptied the bag to floor，sending the ping一pong balls rolling to the front of the room.
小強尼沮喪極了，他決定下星期五設法回答出老師的問題，過一次連續三天的周末。星期四晚上，強尼找了兩個乒乓球，并把它們染成黑色。第二天，他把乒乓球裝在了一個紙袋里帶到了學校。這一天的課快結束的時候，老師說:“這一星期的問題是—”話還沒說完，強尼就把乒乓球從紙袋里倒出來，把它們滾向講臺。
Because they were young kids who find any disruption of class amusingthe entire class started laughing.The teacher said，"OK，who's the comedian with the black balls?"Immediately，little Johnny stood up and said，"Johnny Henry，see you on Tuesday”
小孩子嘛，只要能打斷老師的講課，他們都會覺得好玩，于是全班哄堂大笑。老師問:“這些黑球是哪個搗蛋鬼的?”小強尼立刻站起來說:“是強尼·亨尼的，我答出來了，下星期二見!”
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