爆笑英語幽默笑話精選12：Should Not Be Punished不受處罰（英漢雙語笑話）
11.Should Not Be Punished
11.不受處罰
A secondary school student asked his teacher if a person should be punished for something he hadn’t done.“No,”said the teacher. "Of course not.”
一個中學(xué)生問老師，一個人該不該為他沒做過的事而受罰。
"Good，”said the boy.“I haven’t done my homework.”
老師說:“當(dāng)然不應(yīng)該。”
“太好了!”男孩說，“我沒做家庭作業(yè)。”
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