如果你不答應(yīng)嫁給我
If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die.
She refused him.
Sixty years later, he died.
如果你不答應(yīng)嫁給我，他發(fā)誓，我就要去死。
她拒絕了他。
六十年后，他死了。
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