你想要它等于幾？
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The
interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, "What does two plus two equal?"
The mathematician replies, "Four."
The interviewer asks, "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer
incredulously and says, "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question, "What does
two plus two equal?" The accountant says, "On average, four -- give or take ten
percent -- but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question, "What does
two plus two equal?"
The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the blinds, sits down next to the
interviewer, and says, "What do you want it to equal?"
一個(gè)數(shù)學(xué)家，一個(gè)會(huì)計(jì)和一個(gè)經(jīng)濟(jì)學(xué)家申請了同一個(gè)工作。面試官召來數(shù)學(xué)家問道，“二加二等
于幾？”
數(shù)學(xué)家回答說，“四”。
面試官問，“四，到底是什么？”數(shù)學(xué)家看面試官懷疑地說，“是的，四，準(zhǔn)確。”
然后面試官召來會(huì)計(jì)師，問了同樣的問題，“二加二等于幾？”會(huì)計(jì)說，“平均而言，四——給
予或采取百分之十——但平均，四。”
然后面試官召來經(jīng)濟(jì)學(xué)家提出了同樣的問題，“二加二等于幾？”
經(jīng)濟(jì)學(xué)家站起來，鎖上了門，關(guān)上百葉窗，坐在旁邊的面試官，說，“你想要它等于幾？”
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