給我那個打贏的
Bring me the winner
―― Waiter， this lobster has only one claw.
―― I'm sorry， sir. It must have been in a fight.
―― Well， bring me the winner then.
給我那個打贏的吧
―― 服務員，
這個龍蝦只有一只爪。
―― 對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。
―― 哦， 那給我那個打贏的吧。
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