英語幽默小故事帶翻譯： Guests 客人（中英雙語）
133.Guests
133.客人
We had invited our friends Bob and Sheila to a special dinner. While my wife，Lee，prepared the meal，I rushed out to buy just the right wine.
我們邀請了朋友鮑博和舍拉來吃晚飯。趁妻子在做飯時，我買了一瓶佐餐葡萄酒。
Everything seemed perfect as we sat down at the dinner table，until I noticed that the ice bucket held an inferior wine.“Honey，“I said，”please bring out the bottle I purchased tonight. Bob and Sheila deserve better than this.“
大家就座了，一切都那么滿意，直到我發現放好冰塊的酒是一種劣質酒.“親愛的，”我喊道，“請把我今晚買的酒拿出來。鮑博和舍拉應該喝比這種好的酒。”
"Dear,"Lee replied quietly, "Bob brought the wine.”
“親愛的，”妻子平靜地說:“這酒是鮑博買的。”
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