英語幽默笑話30秒Unit16：Gone Shopping購物(雙語)
Gone Shopping
購物
Our supermarket had a sald on boneless chicken breasts,and a woman I know ontended to stock up .
我們的超級市，場在廉價拍賣無骨雞胸，我認識的某位女士打算去多買一些。
At the store,However,she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portopns of the poultry,
然而，到了這家肉店的時候她感到很失望，因為只找到一點點事先就包裝好的雞肉，
so she complained to the butcher.
所以她就向這位肉店老板抱怨。
"don't worry,lady," he said.
他說：“小姐，別擔心，
"I will pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
我會替你多包幾盤，在你買完東西的時候把它們準備好。”
Several aisles later ,my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over th public-address system:
逛完幾個走道之后，我的朋友聽到肉店老板的聲音透過公共廣播系統隆隆地說
"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store?"
“那位想要大胸部的小姐請到本店后方來見我好嗎？”
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