聰明的記者
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.
街上，一輛轎車發生了車禍，一大群人圍觀。一個報社記者急著想報道這一車禍，可是他擠不到跟前。
Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."
他是個聰明的人，于是大聲地喊起來：“讓我進去！讓我進去！我是受害者的兒子。”
The crowd made way for him.
圍觀人群給他讓開一條路。
Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
在車前躺著的是一頭驢。
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