愚蠢的賊

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　　Very stupid robbers

　　愚蠢的賊

　　Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

　　兩個劫匪正在搶劫一家酒店。其中一個叫道：“我聽到警報響了。趕緊往下跳??！”

　　The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"

　　另一個喊道：“可咱們在十三層?。　?/p>

　　The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."

　　那個劫匪回答道：“沒時間迷信那個了?！?/p>

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