英漢雙語笑話習題簿2011.5.24
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Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
Noteroach：蟑螂 munch：用力咀嚼 sanitary：清潔的
中文翻譯： 兩只蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃著，其中的一只談起了它在一家新開張的餐館里的經歷。 “那時我在街對面的那家新餐館里，”它說。“那里太干凈了！廚房沒有一點污漬，地面閃著白光。任何地方都沒有垃圾。那里是如此干凈，整個地方都在發光。”
“請不要在我吃東西的時候說這個好嗎？”另一只蟑螂不悅地說。
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