雙語(yǔ)笑話電影中的驚人俗套場(chǎng)景②

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All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
　　所有的炸彈都配有電子定時(shí)裝置，裝置上有大大的紅色時(shí)間顯示，讓你準(zhǔn)確地知道它們將在什么時(shí)候爆炸。
　　If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
　　如果你金發(fā)碧眼、長(zhǎng)相迷人，那么可能在22歲就能成為世界級(jí)的核裂變專家。
　　At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
　　兩個(gè)長(zhǎng)得一模一樣的雙胞胎中至少有一個(gè)生來(lái)就很邪惡。
　　When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
　　當(dāng)你關(guān)了燈上床睡覺(jué)的時(shí)候，你臥室里的東西仍能看得清清楚楚，只不過(guò)看上去稍微有點(diǎn)藍(lán)。
　　Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
　　跟浪費(fèi)子彈比起來(lái)，自大狂們更喜歡使用復(fù)雜的器具干掉他們的頭號(hào)敵人，包括定時(shí)炸彈、滑輪裝置、致命毒氣、激光和食人鯊，這至少給了他們的俘虜20分鐘的時(shí)間逃跑。
　　It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
　　只要控制塔里有人指揮你降落，任何人都能輕而易舉地駕駛飛機(jī)著陸。
　　Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
　　如果你想冒充德國(guó)或者俄羅斯軍官，你并不需要說(shuō)德語(yǔ)或俄語(yǔ)，只要帶上德國(guó)或俄羅斯口音就可以了。

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