外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹298：現在幾點了？(中英)
The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn’t figure out what time it was, first boy said to the second，"Start singing very loud..”
兩個男孩子在后院露營，他們不知道到了晚上幾點鐘了。于是，一個男孩對另外一個說:“我們開始大聲唱歌就行了。”
"How will that help?" said the second boy.
“那就會知道時間嗎?”第二個男孩問。
“Just do it,” insisted the first.
“只管唱吧。”第一個堅持道。
Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted，"Keep it down! Don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning?"
兩個孩子開始大聲唱歌，過了一會兒，一個鄰居打開窗戶喊道:“小聲點!你們不知道現在是凌晨三點嗎?”
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