湯姆教授打算第二天與他的學(xué)生見面
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so
he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows:
"Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."
A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after
reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word
"class."
The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back,
looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--
calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the
flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
湯姆教授打算第二天與他的學(xué)生見面，因此他在黑板上寫了幾個字寫道：“
湯姆教授明天將和大家見面。”一個學(xué)生，看到他的展示自己幽默感的機會
來，讀了通知后，就走上前，擦掉了班級單詞class 中的C。教授聽到笑聲
，轉(zhuǎn)過身，走了回來，看著學(xué)生，然后在注意的“C”抹去——不動聲色地
走上前，又擦掉了l”，看著目瞪口呆的學(xué)生，繼續(xù)走他的路。
湯姆教授打算第二天與他的學(xué)生見面
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so
he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows:
"Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."
A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after
reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word
"class."
The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back,
looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--
calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the
flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
湯姆教授打算第二天與他的學(xué)生見面，因此他在黑板上寫了幾個字寫道：“
湯姆教授明天將和大家見面。”一個學(xué)生，看到他的展示自己幽默感的機會
來，讀了通知后，就走上前，擦掉了班級單詞class 中的C。教授聽到笑聲
，轉(zhuǎn)過身，走了回來，看著學(xué)生，然后在注意的“C”抹去——不動聲色地
走上前，又擦掉了l”，看著目瞪口呆的學(xué)生，繼續(xù)走他的路。
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