我是來接你的電話線的啊。
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
一個年輕人剛剛開了自己的公司。他租了漂亮的辦公室并配有古董。坐在那里，他看到一個男的走進了辦公室。希望出現一些亮點，商人拿起電話，開始假裝他有一樁大買賣。他把巨大的數字，做出了巨大的承諾。最后他掛了電話，問來訪者，“我能幫你嗎？”那人說，“是的，我是來接你的電話線的啊。”
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