外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹81：您可以下來了(中英)
he cruise ship my friend was working on socked at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narrow gangplank as a passageway to the dock far below.
我的一位朋友在游覽船上工作。有一次船停泊在墨西哥的一個港口，這時正是潮水很高的時候，游客們從船上下到碼頭必須使用很窄的跳板作為通道。
The staff stood motionless when a passenger in her 70's appeared at the top of the plank. There wasn't room for anyone to assist her, so she edged along slowly and finally made it to the dock safely, to everyone's relief. As she stepped down, she turned，looked back at the top of the plank and shouted, "it' s okay, mother, you can come down now.”
一位七十多歲的老婦人出現在跳板的頂端時，船上的工作人員都嚇得呆站著，大氣也不敢出。跳板太窄，沒有辦法讓人去攙扶老婦人。所以她慢慢地側著身子往下走，最后終于安全地到達那碼頭上，大家也都放心了。她下來以后，轉過身，望著跳板的頂端喊道:“放心吧，媽媽，您現在可以下來了。”
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/9903.html
相關文章
-
Military Joke(17)
After a hard day of drilling，the drill sergeant let the troops go.“All right，you idiots，report to the mess hall.”Everybody walked away，sweating and their heads down，thankful for the end of the ha...
2019-01-02 英語笑話 -
英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.22
Fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat ma...
2018-11-23 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：Walmart 沃爾瑪（雙語）
dear，remember to buy sprinkles so we can make muffins with the kids ...親愛的,記得買糖屑,我們可以和孩子們做松餅…what do you think about the copy for diaper coupons for walmart?你認為沃...
2018-11-03 英語笑話 -
Idiots Joke(40)
Two friends，John Jerry were on vacation in the isles of Fiji. While there they decided to go out fishing since hearing of the many great fishing spots. They rented a boat and left before sunris...
2018-12-31 英語笑話 -
It is still too much
An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear， went into a shop and asked the shopman： How much this stuff？ Seven dollars， Madam， it is very cheap. The lady said， It is too mu...
2018-12-25 英語笑話 -
每日一笑：Great Event (6.19)
Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 181...
2018-11-18 英語笑話 -
英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.4.19
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie（神） in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and...
2018-11-24 英語笑話
