英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.22
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down. 一個胖男人和一個瘦男人正在為誰更有禮貌而爭吵。
瘦男人說他更禮貌，因為他總是向一個女士脫帽致意。但是胖男人說他更禮貌，因為無論何時他起身給女士讓座總是能讓兩位女士同時坐下。 練習：
哈哈，誰更有禮貌？答案：
主動讓座，當然更有禮貌了。。。
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