英語幽默笑話30秒Unit3：If only倘若(雙語)
If only
倘若
A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road .
有個男人駕著車沿著一條又陡峭又窄小的山路往上開。
A woman is driving down the same road .
有個女人沿著同一條路往下開著車。
As they pass ench other ,
當他們彼此錯車時，
the woman leans out of the window and yells"PI!!"
這個女人斜靠著車窗向外太喊：“豬！”
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH！！"
這個男人立刻也斜靠著他的車窗向外大聲響應：“臭女人．！”
They each continue on their way ,
他們各自繼續開車上路，
and as the man ronds the next corner ,
當這個男人繞到下一個轉彎處的時候，
he crashes into a pig in the middle of road .
他競撞上了在路中央的一只豬。
If only men would listen.
倘若男人會聽話就沒事了。
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