學會禮貌 To Be Polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about that： “When are you going to learn to be polite？”
Bill： “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick？”
Tom： “The smaller piece, of course.”
Bill： “What are you whining about then？ The smaller piece is what you want, right？”
中文翻譯：
一天，比爾和湯姆去餐館吃飯。當服務員端上兩份牛排時，比爾迅速地為自己拿了比較大的那塊。
湯姆對此很不開心：“你什么時候能學會禮貌？”
比爾說：“如果讓你先拿，你會拿哪個？”
湯姆說：“當然是小的那個。”
比爾：“那你還抱怨什么？小的那個不就是你想要的，不是嗎？”
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